“Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.” – Mark Hoppus It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.” “On the internet you can be anything you want. And have the courage to suffer the contempt of the sophisticated world.” – Antonin Scalia “If I have brought any message today, it is this: Have the courage to have your wisdom regarded as stupidity. “It is better to be poor and walk-in integrity than to be stupid and speak lies.” – Bible “My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.” – Chuck Nevitt “Make it idiot proof and someone will create a better idiot.” “The downside of playing dumb is that you sound dumb.” – Rachel Maddow “I can eat a man, but I’m not sure of the fibre content.” – Jenny Éclair “You can have everything in life you want, if you will just help other people get what they want.” – Zig Ziglar
“If a cricketer, for example, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban cricket bats?” – Prince Philip, ‘Duke Of Edinburgh’
“Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it’s naturally.” – Shaquille O’Neal It’s made it easier for me to make a living.” – Albert Gubay
“Stupid people do make me lose my temper and most people are stupid, fortunately for me. He said, ‘No hablo ingles.’” – Ronnie Shakes “After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. “It’s a proven fact that it’s the sweetest sound to a person’s ear is the sound of their own name.” – Dale Carnegie “Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.” – Bernard Baruch “My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.” “Now I can say that I still haven’t had an abortion, but I wish I had.” – Lena Dunham The very first one will say, ‘Jesus! This cup is expensive!’” – Conan O’Brien “Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. “So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?” – Christina Aguilera “The top salesperson in the organization probably missed more sales than 90% of the sales people on the team, but they also made more calls than the others made.” – Zig Ziglar “We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.” “I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.” “I started the week with a big box of patience. “I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.” – Edith Sitwell a broken pencil who? never mind it’s pointless.” “Knock knock who’s there? a broken pencil. “Your attitude, not your aptitude, will determine your altitude.” – Zig Ziglar Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.” “People don’t care how much we know until they first know how much we care.” – Zig Ziglar “A stupid man-the most dangerous animal of all.” – Ariana Franklin “No, no, I didn’t go to England, I went to London.” – Paris Hilton “I mean, if a female Dalai Lama come, then she must be very attractive. Is there any need to choose between them?” – Francis Parker Yockey “If pessimism is despair, optimism is cowardice and stupidity. “If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?” “Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.” – Habeeb Akande That’s the America I love.” – Mitt Romney “I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that’s the America millions of Americans believe in. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.” – Horace “Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is.” – Sienna Miller “There is no sin except stupidity.” – Oscar Wilde “If people did not sometimes do silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.” – Ludwig Wittgenstein “Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.” – Albert Einstein “Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.” – P. After I die, I’ll probably come back as a paintbrush.” – Sylvester Stallone “The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can’t change. “Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.” – George Benard Shaw
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